Aleksi, 16, Canada, lesbian. Have you stolen my identity yet?
I uh.. I like comedic ladies and trying to write stand up material that is incredibly mediocre but I mean that's okay.
You'll see a lot of Tina Fey stuff here bc she is the queen, along with music things and this blog is just a giant clusterfuck get out while you can, save yourself!
OH AND BEFORE I FORGET, I might post really bad drawings I'm so sorry.
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    me on both sides of this equation

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  • lmao so the girl who bullied me a lot in 8th grade and always called me a dirty lesbian and a dyke and whatnot and even wrote about me obsessively in her journal (that I stole when people told me this hahaha) ANYWAY she now has a girlfriend and I can’t stop laughing like how the fuck did that turn out??? She made my life a living hell because she THOUGHT I was gay (I guess she was right but it’s not like I was out to anyone or overly concerned about my sexuality) but now she’s queer. This angers me but hey at least she probably won’t be a douche like that to anyone again so that’s nice.

    Meanwhile I’m still alone with nothing but my unconditional love for Tina Fey and whales

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  • purns:

    nbcsnl:

    Remembering a dear friend.

    Once, I got to see him. I couldn’t tell you the host, but Kanye was the musical guest, and it was back in the 808s era, so the Derrick guys and I had all finagled an invite, and we were doing bits about “How could you be so Arli$$?”

    Fun night. But the thing was, Don Pardo was there. His soundproof booth was situated on the left side of the room. Seeing him, at ninety-esque years old, flying up every week to make America laugh — the consummate professional — was by far the coolest part of the entire experience. Everyone in comedy, for the last forty years, has wanted to hear him say their name.

    What a week.

    (via livefromnew-york)

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  • Crotch youve been bleeding long enough let it up now plz

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    • current mood: courtney love throwing her compact at madonna
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  • (Source: pineyewoman, via imbubblegumbitch)

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  • fightingforwhales:

    this makes my heart sing

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