Aleksi, 16, Canada, lesbian. Have you stolen my identity yet?
I uh.. I like comedic ladies and trying to write stand up material that is incredibly mediocre but I mean that's okay.
You'll see a lot of Tina Fey stuff here bc she is the queen, along with music things and this blog is just a giant clusterfuck get out while you can, save yourself!
OH AND BEFORE I FORGET, I might post really bad drawings I'm so sorry.
  • jimmyfallons:

    [jenna maroney voice] camera

    (via amyfeytinapoehler)

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  • basedgosh:

    true dedication is blogging despite the fact that no one paying attention to you

    (via comehomenovoselic)

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  • Anonymous asked : does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?


    life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

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  • the-study-of-wumbo:


    It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

    maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

    (via naisdick)

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  • (Source: your-milk-has-a-dick, via ciggy)

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  • Society won’t let me be
    The way I want it to
    Hard to hide my secret love for you

    Oh yeah don’t wanna secret love
    Can’t keep a secret love
    I wanna open love

  • lmfao my sister just messaged me “fuck I want ham” so I just sent her this video

    I sent it in like two seconds too it was alarmingly fast

  • classichorrorblog:

    Beetlejuice (1988)

    Directed by Tim Burton

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  • crunchbuttsteak:

    have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

    (via disloyal-order-of-orca-whales)

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